January 2013
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December 2012
2 posts
“Society has put up so many boundaries, so many limitations on what’s right and...”
– Kanye West (via emilyteix)
#pink is obviously a better color #kanye
oh Kanye. still love you, dude.
(via ave-atque-vale)
November 2012
1 post
October 2012
13 posts
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
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Things I'll Say While I'm Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
September 2012
3 posts
August 2012
5 posts
WOOOO
I am TA for biochem lab.
Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely...
2 tags
me as bender →
July 2012
7 posts
1 tag
June 2012
15 posts
⚓ Je suis ce que je fuis ⚓: "Ten Things That Ran... →
ghdoswritespoetry:
One
She tastes like
Honey-roasted euphoria
Two
Nights ago
I told her that
Reciprocation was strictly optional and
Now that I’m here
I’m going to go ahead and
Apologize to my erection ahead of time because
He will be of no use this evening
My…
2 tags
My lab
just got high school students for a 6 week summer program and my professor tells me I am in charge of them. muahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
Just means I’ve got a new project to do. Drug permeability across lipid membranes. Our lab keeps on keeping on.
1 tag
I don't
even know..
fueledbycaffeine:
“I’m never waking up again so...
May 2012
11 posts
